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Kung-Fu Loves the Pixies

 

kung-fu he loves the pixies
he levitate me
so take a listen pretty mama
surfer rosa cd
in case you wonder he's a pup
not imaginary
no papers no pure bloodline
no damn pedigree
but he's mine
my dog my mind
i don't care if doctors say he's better off if confined
in my mind
right next to me
like the sandman/santa claus or even easter bunny
his mouth foams a little
causes a scene
just because kung-fu is thirsty lord knows child he's no mean
get your skinny butt back here
for crying out loud
stop chasing your tail
and attacking that crowd of humans

my dog eats eats but he's not porky
the neighborhood kids think my name is corky
i say thank you very much
if it's the same to you
i'd rather be referred to as master of kung-fu
they say i'm mental
well i very quickly realize
kung-fu's eyes open wide
christmas presents twice the size
of what judgmental fools consider too big
like pee-wee's friend large marge
in big adventure show drove the big rig