| Not-A-Cop  
 when i'm in the squad car imagine so drunk i should turn my fake badge in
 instead i think i'll beat the first immigrant i meet
 pick a fight down on broken street
 all i really want wannabee a symbol of authority
 i'm mad i'm not
 fake respect thrown at me
 not through correction but through a corrupt plot
 i hope i don't get caught
  i'm not a copi'm mall security
 and it's funny how everything turns around
 i used to laugh at people like me
 i was a hooligan then a bigger hooligan now
  i'm mad that i'm not drunk right nowi'm mad i'm not a good cop somehow
 badged best alcohol test
 might apply to you but i'm above the rest
  i'm not a copi'm mall security
 and it's funny how everything turns around
 i used to laugh at people like me
 i was a hooligan then a bigger hooligan now
          i'm so damn drunk you can not imagine streets would be safer if i'd turn my badge in
 labeled a bad cop i guess i shouldn't smile
 with no confidence vote amongst my own rank and file
 i'll sober up and i will feel the guilt tomorrow
 i never thought i would abuse this trust that i borrow
 someday i want to break this pattern i've begun
 meanwhile i'm drunk witha club and a badge and a gun
  drunk with badge mustache and authority
 drunk with badge
 no matter how drunk i might be
 drunk with badge
 maybe someday i should stop
 drunk with badge
 i'm not a cop
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