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The Rants and Raves of This Old Brown Cuss

 

he sends sick pictures of poor granny
clips of sonny kissing mammy
squeezed into itty bitty panties
sucking toes smell like fanny
he will huff those panties raw
send me spam the worst i saw
leaves me asking why
close account why do i try
but technology progresses at a record pace
and i know we always want to win that race
driving cars that weigh a ton
huffing hard on an outdated gas engine
enough to drive this nigga to drink

but i don't
so i hope some day
i don't implode

the herbal version of viagra
an all expense paid trips to those
niagra falls
the spies are watching me
throttle my balls
electronica mail
grand information trail fast
and furious technology leaders we hail
aw jeeze they know what's best for us
enough to drive this nigga to drink