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Sheep
i'm just a tiny little sheep
business i try to mind my own
here comes that dirty stinking farmer
won't leave my big behind alone
just like a nofx cover
this farm hand's not a fighter
he's a lover
shave the wool off my bones
eats the flesh of my brother
south central illinois
new farm boy toy
i'm just a little sheep
i just want to get some sleep
what's wrong with me eating grass
without farm boy up my
backside eyeballs bugging wide
in the corner try to hide
i just want to chew the cud
not get stuck in the mud
tail betwixt my legs again
i know the fix i'm in in
south central illinois
i've become a farmer boy toy
damn it
leave me alone
keep your distance
all i can do is scream and moan
a farmer in my dell
my life's a living hell
this kind of love's not sweet
he raised me for my meat
living in the midwest
well i've seen this sort of thing
whether down home on the farm
or simply families inbreeding
i'm a sheep
you call me an animal but you're the filthy pig
who stands behind me and you fantasize
your sheepish grin your crazy eyes
and if that's not good enough
you take my wool and shave it off
and sorry to destroy the mood
but soon enough i'll be greek food
eyeballs bugging out as if my name was jimmy jj walker
talk about a violation by some human back door stalker
i was standing by the fence
and now a bunch of nonsense
horse feathers hogwash
his inbred friends
watch humiliation factor shoots up way above a perfect ten
picture this scenario tomorrow the whole things starts again
damn it
leave me alone
keep your distance
all i can do is scream and moan
a farmer in my dell
my life's a living hell
this kind of love's not sweet
he raised me for my meat
living in the midwest
well i've seen this sort of thing
whether down home on the farm
or simply families inbreeding
i'm a sheep
this kind of love's not cute
he only loves me for my booty
just a sheep
it's all nofx's fault
put this pictrue in his mind
now i can't enjoy my cud
with farm hand in my behind
